The Complaining Cow storytelling

The Complaining Cow also provides story telling services. These can be stories about customer service and complaint handling, or reading from stories and also personalising them for children.

Here are some examples:

A lesson in complaint handling

A lesson in complaint handling

“Complaints” a poem from the book “Are you Being Served?* by Lady Janey

"Complaints" a poem

Exceeding expectations at Cards on the Table event

Cards on The Table training and customer service

A poem “Two Little Clouds”

The Jumblies” by Edward Lear* personalised for Billy

The Jumblies - read by Helen Dewdney for Billy Jones

Father Christmas Needs a Wee” by Nicholas Allan*

Personalised for children from ten different homes.

Father Christmas Needs a Wee

Father Christmas Comes up Trumps” By Nicholas Allan*

Father Christmas Comes up Trumps

I Need a New Bum” by Dawn McMillan*

Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow reads from "I Need a New Bum!"

Sections from Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus* by J.T. Scott

Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus read by Helen Dewdney The Complaining Cow

Helen Dewdney reads from Sammy Rambles and The Floating Circus

Helen Dewdney reads about dragonball from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus

Helen Dewdney reads about draconite from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus

Quick game to play on the children

Quick game for kids

Shakespearean Insults

Shakespearean Insults

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