Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow provides story telling services in addition to all the consumer work. These can be stories about customer service and complaint handling, or reading stories and also personalising them for children. As well as reading parodies for adults!
Helen also provides short personalised videos via Connect Video Messages.
Here are some examples of her storytelling:
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“Prosecco is Good for You*” a little book of phrases.
You can buy my champagne or prosecco from Say it With Champers or you can buy some with your own label
If you wish to buy some bubbles from Say it With Champers COW25 will give you 25% discount!
“Living in the Brambles” by Suzi French* a small book of poems about dealing with mental health
“Ben and the Bug” by Natalie Billing Reeves* at Lollipop Lodge
A poem “Two Little Clouds”
“The Jumblies” by Edward Lear* personalised for Billy
“Father Christmas Needs a Wee” by Nicholas Allan*
Personalised for children from ten different homes.
“Father Christmas Comes up Trumps” By Nicholas Allan*
“I Need a New Bum” by Dawn McMillan*
Sections from Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus* by J.T. Scott
Quick game to play on the children
Shakespearean Insults
A lesson in complaint handling
“Complaints” a poem from the book “Are you Being Served?* by Lady Janey
The Memory Tree by Britta Teckentrup*
Talking and reading about death in a way to help children understand when someone is dying/has died especially if they are unable to see them to say goodbye.
Exceeding expectations at Cards on the Table event
Get off Your Arse *by Brad Burton chapter 1
Dear Joe Wickes
Parodies
A Ladybird book about Donald Trump*
The Teenager who Came To Tea* by Emlyn Rees & Josie Lloyd
*Affiliate links
