Helen, The Complaining Cow also provides story telling services. These can be stories about customer service and complaint handling, or reading stories and also personalising them for children. As well as reading parodies for adults!
Helen also provides short personalised videos via Connect Video Messages.
Customised messages from The Complaining Cow
Here are some examples of her storytelling:
“Prosecco is Good for You” a little book of phrases. You can buy my champagne or prosecco from Say it With Champers or you can buy some with your own label
Helen Dewdney reads from Prosecco is Good for You
“Living in the Brambles” by Suzi French* a small book of poems about dealing with mental health
Living in the Brambles by Suzi French read by Helen Dewdney
“Ben and the Bug” by Natalie Billing Reeves* at Lollipop Lodge
Ben and the Bug by Natalie Reeves-Billing
A poem “Two Little Clouds”
Two little clouds
“The Jumblies” by Edward Lear* personalised for Billy
The Jumblies read by Helen Dewdney for Billy Jones
“Father Christmas Needs a Wee” by Nicholas Allan*
Personalised for children from ten different homes.
Father Christmas Needs a Wee
“Father Christmas Comes up Trumps” By Nicholas Allan*
Father Christmas Comes up Trumps
“I Need a New Bum” by Dawn McMillan*
Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow reads from I Need a New Bum!
Sections from Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus* by J.T. Scott
Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus read by Helen Dewdney The Complaining Cow
Helen Dewdney reads from Sammy Rambles and The Floating Circus
Helen Dewdney reads about dragonball from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus
Helen Dewdney reads about draconite from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus
Quick game to play on the children
Quick game for kids
Shakespearean Insults
Shakespearean Insults
A lesson in complaint handling
A lesson in complaint handling
“Complaints” a poem from the book “Are you Being Served?* by Lady Janey
"Complaints" a poem
The Memory Tree by Britta Teckentrup*
Talking and reading about death in a way to help children understand when someone is dying/has died especially if they are unable to see them to say goodbye.
The Memory Tree
Exceeding expectations at Cards on the Table event
Cards on The Table training and customer service
Get off Your Arse *by Brad Burton chapter 1
Get off Your Arse by Brad Burton chapter 1
Dear Joe Wickes
Dear Joe Wickes
Parodies
A Ladybird book about Donald Trump*
A Ladybird book about Donald Trump read by Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow
The Teenager who Came To Tea* by Emlyn Rees & Josie Lloyd
The Teenager who Came To Tea
*Affiliate links
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