The Complaining Cow storytelling

Helen, The Complaining Cow also provides story telling services. These can be stories about customer service and complaint handling, or reading stories and also personalising them for children. As well as reading parodies for adults!

Helen also provides short personalised videos via Connect Video Messages.

 

Customised messages from The Complaining Cow

Here are some examples of her storytelling:

Prosecco is Good for You” a little book of phrases. You can buy my champagne or prosecco from Say it With Champers or you can buy some with your own label

Helen Dewdney reads from Prosecco is Good for You

Living in the Brambles” by Suzi French* a small book of poems about dealing with mental health

Living in the Brambles by Suzi French read by Helen Dewdney

Ben and the Bug” by Natalie Billing Reeves* at Lollipop Lodge

Ben and the Bug by Natalie Reeves-Billing

A poem “Two Little Clouds”

The Jumblies” by Edward Lear* personalised for Billy

The Jumblies read by Helen Dewdney for Billy Jones

Father Christmas Needs a Wee” by Nicholas Allan*

Personalised for children from ten different homes.

Father Christmas Needs a Wee

Father Christmas Comes up Trumps” By Nicholas Allan*

Father Christmas Comes up Trumps

I Need a New Bum” by Dawn McMillan*

Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow reads from I Need a New Bum!

Sections from Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus* by J.T. Scott

Sammy Rambles and the Floating Circus read by Helen Dewdney The Complaining Cow

Helen Dewdney reads from Sammy Rambles and The Floating Circus

Helen Dewdney reads about dragonball from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus

Helen Dewdney reads about draconite from Sammy Rambles & The Floating Circus

Quick game to play on the children

Quick game for kids

Shakespearean Insults

Shakespearean Insults

A lesson in complaint handling

How things backfire when you fob off customers

“Complaints” a poem from the book “Are you Being Served?* by Lady Janey

"Complaints" a poem

 

The Memory Tree by Britta Teckentrup*

Talking and reading about death in a way to help children understand when someone is dying/has died especially if they are unable to see them to say goodbye.

Exceeding expectations at Cards on the Table event

Cards on The Table training and customer service

Get off Your Arse *by Brad Burton chapter 1

Get off Your Arse by Brad Burton chapter 1

Dear Joe Wickes

Parodies

A Ladybird book about Donald Trump*

A Ladybird book about Donald Trump read by Helen Dewdney, The Complaining Cow

The Teenager who Came To Tea* by Emlyn Rees & Josie Lloyd

The Teenager who Came To Tea

 

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